This is how I think it went..............
Minnie made an appointment for Mickey to see an optometrist, as she was worried about his eyes. Being a male, Mickey was reluctant and presented every excuse under the sun. Minnie went behind his back and made the appointment for a month's time, telling Mickey that she had organised a romantic dinner for them. She relaxed and was happy in the knowledge that in a month, Mickey would get glasses and would see properly. Mickey relaxed, believing that he had had the last word on the subject --- there was nothing wrong with his eyes and he would not be seeing an optometrist.
That settled, they prepared for a nice relaxing night in the drawer. Mickey stretched out on the picnic blanket while Minnie went into a corner for a poo. She returned quite hungry and suggested to Mickey that they could gather some of the nice green pellets from the big tree.
Wanting to look like a modern SNAG, Mickey told Minnie to make herself comfortable on the blanket and he would pick the green pellets.
He set off, stumbling over everything in his path, blind as a bat. Finally he arrived at the big black tree on which grew the yummy green pellets. Remembering Minnie's words about not damaging the tree, he decided that it would be best if he just sprang lightly towards the green pellets. He could grab some and spring back without harming the tree. He danced forward.
The last thing he saw was a branch of the tree falling sharply down on him. His last thoughts were of Minnie and her insistence that he needed glasses.
Well ....... that's how I think it all happened!!!
We didn't hold a funeral.
Steve just flung him over the back fence.
And reset the trap with green pellets stuck in peanut butter.
And reset the trap with green pellets stuck in peanut butter.
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